Today is a quiet day. I had planned on working on some craft stuff, but I was doing one of my little Christmas ornaments, and after having to pick out and redo about half of the design twice, I figured that maybe my head is just not in it. I obviously have counting issues today; maybe I'm still a little tired.

Today's horoscope: You are sociable and entertaining.

Who? Me? Nah...you must mean someone else. Sociable, entertaining...right.

From my fortune advice cookie:

"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you."

Someone was singing this at work today, and it got stuck in my head.

"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people..."

Anybody else working in the customer service field will be able to testify to this fact.

Motto for customer service professionals:

When in doubt, make stuff up.

Quote of the Day

"I have a voice like a dying cat."

This job
is a test

It is only a test

If this were an actual job,
there would be
bonuses, raises and promotions.

This is only a test.