a conversation between me and my cat

Gwyd: Hi Mommy! I'm so glad you're home! No one has ever loved me ever. Can we snuggle? 

Me: No honey. It's hot. Here, have some gooshyfood. 

Gwyd: But I..Oooh! Gooshyfood. Nom nom nom. Hey. Where'd you go? 

Me: I'm in the living room, enjoying the air conditioning. 

Gwyd: It's nice and cool in here. You wanna snuggle? 

Me: Go away. 

Gwyd: How 'bout now? 

Me: No. 

Gwyd: Now? 

Me: Really? Can you just... Ow, that's my leg. 

Gwyd: I'm sorry. Were you using your lap for something? 'Cause it seemed lonely. 

Me: Ahhhhhh! Ow. Ow. Ow. 

Gwyd: Oh, you want me to headbutt your face? 

Me: Ahhhhh! 

Gwyd: I think I missed a spot. 

Me; Ahhhhhh! 

Gwyd: Got it. 

Me: Oh god, I have cat hair in my eye. 

Gwyd: It's too hot to snuggle. I think I'll go nap in front of the a/c.